Has he gone yet?

Excuse me sir, I think your pillow may be expecting puppies.
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Just so you know.

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Oh, hi!

Don't look at his balls.  Don't look at his balls...

Batman is an asshole.

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They charge such a premium for a signature.

Criggo

MP3 players have come such a long way.

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I invited Pavlov for dinner.

See Mike Draw

And so begins another week.

Cone choices.

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I don't know what you mean.

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I vote purple.

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Oh, hell no!

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Welcome to Australia.

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That's not how acronyms work...

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I feel so betrayed.

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Every single day.

Afro Pig

Lets pause for a moment.

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The wisdom of Bernard Black.

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The resemblance is uncanny.

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And... And?!?!

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