What did you call me?

The secret to happiness.

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How to disable a cat.

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Only 2 million?

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What I eat on a typical day.

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Copy kitty.

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Old habits die hard.

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What doesn't kill you...

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I must not fear.

Why doesn't horse rhyme with worse?

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How to torture parents.

And maybe more than one of those drawers. Like a house full. Whatevs.

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Well that seems a little harsh.

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It's not what you think!

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Mmmm... I see...

And so begins another week.

I'll have a Weiner lick for $1.

It's been a rough week.

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Ever wonder why Elmo is red?

How very dare you.

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