The astounding world of 2000

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Bed cocks

Excellent.
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Asthma is sexy.

Hell yeah it is. Nothing like a good wheeze to turn someone on.
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Poor Rob

He is out of luck.
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If Adam and Eve were muslim.

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Texas Toilet Paper

Eeeew.
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If you like tennis

If you like porn look down.

(Click to enbiggen.)

If you like porn, look up.
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Asteroid

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Paris really is a man eater

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Happy Birthday Marilyn!

Today would have been MM's 83rd birthday. I have been a fan since I was 10. I actually clearly remember the moment I "discovered" her. A book had been released ("Goddess" by Anthony Summers) which included a post-autopsy photo. A tabloid paper here in Melbourne published the photo on the front page, and mum pointed it out to me saying "That was Marilyn Monroe, she was murdered". I still believe that. I think my love for her led me to many of my interests including a love of old Hollywood, a fascination with true crime, and an interest in mental illness. I just adore her - I love this pic. I prefer pictures that aren't overly "Hollywood".
Happy Birthday MM!
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A cure for sociopathy

And a cure for many other things as well.
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I'm just that cool

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Psycho squirrel

Stumbled.

Canned tourist?

Remind me not to travel to whereever this is.
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Gay Test

Tee hee.
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Very friendly widow.

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Literal interpretation of Facebook

I wish I could access Facebook at work like this guy.
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Never trust a clown

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Asthma Cigarettes.

When someone asks me "do you smoke?" my usual response is "No, I have asthma". But obviously I was just looking at the wrong cigarettes.
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Correction Fail

Just a slight difference there.
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