Oh, Hayyyyy....

Yes, yes I am
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Just a thought...

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I don't need 140 characters...

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Separate Sack Suspensory

What every man needs.
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The Blonde and the banana

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Girls love Gonzo

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Doggy love

It's a beautiful thing.
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Popular wiping methods

Click to enbiggen.

Which method are you?
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Fear not....

Excellent. I feel much safer now.
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Nice undies

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Mosquito killer

I want one. Quite a lot.
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Her ass is her best feature

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Orgasm comparison

I love the looks on the pig's face.
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Tampon identity crisis

Tee hee.
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Pirahna Sanctuary

I have some people I'd like to feed to these fish.
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Detention for Superman

Genius.
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Minimum requirements

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Behind you!

I'm watching Jaws 2 right now so this seemed appropriate.
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System warning

What took you so long?
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Back in my day

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