Hey Twilight

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Fertility Idols

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Tucker's Law Embroidery

This is possibly my favourite thing. Ever.

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Things that can cause the universe to explode

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Scary Love

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Dear God. I can imagine this date. I wonder why she didn't go up to his room? Fussy girl. Mind you I have had at least one date like this where marriage was being planned within three seconds of meeting each other. I ended up having to get a new mobile phone number.
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Can I have a butterfly tattoo on my.....

That is not pretty. At all.
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Rules for Pictionary

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The original recycler

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Dropped food flowchart

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IT Crowd Embroidery

If you haven't seen the TV show "IT Crowd" give it a go. I like it.
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Chasing your tail is dangerous

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Dirty Sesame Street

Aaah-aaah-aaaaah.
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Done nothing

So you mean I could be doing something else? I'm not sure I understand that concept.
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Overstimulated

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Dirty Harry Meets Rainman

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Please take note

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Underneath your keyboard

For God's sake, don't look. You'll frighten it away.
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Derp derp derp

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Arrested Development

I miss it so.
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Today's word: Early

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