Fresh air in a can

Beach?  OK.  Vanilla?  Cool.  Horse?  I assume they mean dander smell and not poop?  Which means it would be allergy in a can for me.  I wonder if I could inhale it as a form of self-harm?
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YMCA

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Tobias Funke, Analrapist

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Johnny Depp: A truly shining star.

Hollywood should be taking notes.
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I think he is a little annoyed.

"Sixty nine assholes tied in a knot".  Bless.
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Tri Cera Tops

Love it.
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Truthiness for one and all.

I love that Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert are holding their own rally.  I need to win the lottery between now and then so that I can attend!
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Nothing says "I love you" like....

Um, ok.
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Dear Lindsay.....

Dear Judge, please uphold truth in sentencing - 30 days for every dirty drug test.
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Blow it all up!

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Braces

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What's up turtle?

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No worky worky

MthruF

Boys Versus Girls

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Soon.

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Laser Vagina Rejuvenation

Sascha has just purchased a Laser Cutter.  I propose he offer this service to make some more money.

However, having said that, I'm not volunteering!!

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All living things?

So the fish do respond?
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There you are...

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Harry Potter is so unrealistic

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Pulling cock

Isn't every cock a pulling cock?
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