Wet Willy.

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It probably works better if you lie ON the mat.

Or are you trying to seduce it?
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Almost as good as removing your bra.

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Faster slave.

Men have feelings too!

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How to hunt: A cat's guide.

Sebastien Millon

I think I'll pass on the weasel coffee.

Ooh teeth and lips will have remaining fragrance.  That's appealing.
Engrish

Claw attack.

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I can smell bullshit.

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Some people are so fussy.

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Tim Minchin: Peace Anthem For Palestine

I really think this would work.



If only.

I think I'll pass.

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And so begins another week.

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Hey baby. Like what you see?

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A good thing to remember.

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Topless car wash.

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An interesting phenomenon.

I don't see a thing.

Reminds me of one of my uncle's dogs who would creep slowly into the house with his eyes shut.  If he couldn't see us, we couldn't see him and kick him out.  Beautiful logic.
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A good thing to remember.

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Jumpolines.

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