Monday, November 17, 2008

Marital Chart

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Good thing I'm not being rated. Dresses for breakfast? fail. Wears red nail polish? Fail. Fails to sew on buttons or darn socks regularly? Fail.
But the questions I have are: Why does the wife have to put the children to bed? How come she is not allowed to be suspicious? Where is the husband's rating scale? Why is it a demerit if the seams on her hose are crooked? If you wife is jolly and gay, shouldn't we be encouraging her to embrace her feelings and come out of the closet? Why, jeebus, why?


Anonymous said...

I have a better question: How the heck is any wife going to score over 25? Seriously, am I reading the instructions wrong?

Misslyds said...

Good pick up!! I didn't notice that when you add the points up the maximum merit points are 25 - meaning even the very best wife will still rate as "poor". Hmmmm....