Euphemisms for that time of the month.

• Shark Week
• A visit from Captain Bloodsnatch
• Riding the cotton pony
• The dot
• “Are you womaning today?”
• TOM (time of month)
• Moon Blood
• Red Tide
• MAN THE TAMPOONS!
• Trolling for vampires
• I’m going fishing
• Curse Of Eve
• Surfing the red
• baby free week
• my wife started using “Blobbing” recently
• Up on blocks
• Valencia Tomato Fight Festival
• The face-painter is in town
• falling to communism
• The elevator from The Shining
• my ex would say she’s closed for maintainance
• Scott Joplin Memorial Week (Inventor of ragtime)
• Being Benched
• rebooting
• Visit from Aunt Ruby
• she’s got the painters in
• visit from Aunt Flo
• bloody mary!

I love these, especially 'rebooting".

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