Thursday, October 15, 2009

Life saving tips for Golfers

How to Fend Off an Elderly Golf Cart Driver
Take the First Shot
If an elderly man in a golf cart is coming toward you at a fast rate of speed, use anything you have in your possession – a camera, a nine iron, a rake – to hit the elderly man's eyes or throat, which are most sensitive to pain.
Make loud and repeated screams of "Bloody Murder!" The elderly, although usually hard of hearing, are not by nature stone cold killers. If you can alert the driver to the fact that he is not actually doing anything to stop the golf cart, he may take his foot off of the accelerator. This will increase your chances of survival.

More fantastic tips for golfers and non-golfers alike here.
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(Thanks Ken.)

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