Sunday, March 07, 2010

In space....

Tee hee.

Types of bitches

I think I probably fall into number 5 "Don't know how to figh bitches". Never fighed anyone in my life.

Yahoo Answers = Face palm.

I thought sex education was taught in most places now. I guess not.

I admit it totally

I don't have a basement (they are not a common thing in Australia - attics either) but I know I would not be hanging around in a dark one.

Ruck reah

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Cease and desist

Nice.

Interesting Sandals

So the sandals are non-constipating you say? So does that mean they should be used as laxatives? Or are they preventative? And how should I administer them? Rectally?
Also, you say I can have 2 sandals for one dollar? Is that two sandals or two pairs? If I only have 50 cents, can I just have one. Is one sandal still non-constipating? Can you please bend over and demonstrate this for me. Right now.
ALSO, you say there is a limit of two. Is that per customer, per dollar or per episode of constipation?
OK, I'll stop now.
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Psychology 101

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Real animals?

But my cows need milking....

Beard Scale

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Saturday, March 06, 2010