In space....

Tee hee.

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Types of bitches

I think I probably fall into number 5 "Don't know how to figh bitches". Never fighed anyone in my life.

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Yahoo Answers = Face palm.

I thought sex education was taught in most places now. I guess not.

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I admit it totally

I don't have a basement (they are not a common thing in Australia - attics either) but I know I would not be hanging around in a dark one.

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Ruck reah

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Cease and desist

Nice.

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Interesting Sandals

So the sandals are non-constipating you say? So does that mean they should be used as laxatives? Or are they preventative? And how should I administer them? Rectally?
Also, you say I can have 2 sandals for one dollar? Is that two sandals or two pairs? If I only have 50 cents, can I just have one. Is one sandal still non-constipating? Can you please bend over and demonstrate this for me. Right now.
ALSO, you say there is a limit of two. Is that per customer, per dollar or per episode of constipation?
OK, I'll stop now.
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Psychology 101

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Real animals?

But my cows need milking....

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Beard Scale

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Intervention time

But, but....

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Hannibal Lector on the red carpet

Beautiful.

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Satiated Hippos

Tee hee.

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Intelligent Doberman.

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Would you like to see a magic trick?

Click to embiggen.

Do it!! Please. I'll pay money.

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Do I look like an asshole?

I lol'd.

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This girl has a plan.

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Godzilla Haiku

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I am error.

Wow, that's deep.

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Mmmm.... Cake....

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Baby Basement Cat

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Violators will be plant food

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Spousal Abuse

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Google Translate Task for you

Go to translate.google.com

It's just so bizarre.

You will laugh.

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Miss Universe Pageant Winners

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Bare thy bosoms

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Female Anatomy

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Makes much more sense

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And the Oscar goes to.....

Three sleeps to go!

From

Scientific Americat

Click to embiggen.

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Don't worry Edna.

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Count von Count FTW!

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Once it has been seen....

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Farmville ruins lives

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Blogger commandment

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Don't worry....

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Over 120 Careers and... wait, what?

Sadly, it isn't wrong.
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Dirty, dirty fruit.

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Revenge

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Tweeto, ergo sum

I tweet, therefore I am. http://twitter.com/misslydia99
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Am I a horse?

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Reaction to commenters

I have only ever had one comment which made me want to crawl under the covers in the foetal position. I'm sure it will happen again!
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Harsh realities

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Interwebs Warnings

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Look at them! Look!

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ADHLAS

Tee hee.
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Sex Prank #12

That is awesome. I must try it out someday....

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Mind closed

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That's what she said

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