Thanks for that

I love the look on the face of the bigger cat.
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They spelled a word wrong....

It's spelled "men".
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What. The. Fuck?!!?

Just who thought that this would make a good album cover? Is that a zucchini, a cucumber or an eggplant? Pre or post fap? And what sort of music is on there? Actually, I probably don't want to know....
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Things to continue doing during an earthquake

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Dog chain - the ultimate prop

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Five reasons to shun Scientology

And to think, I only need one.
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Know your shit

Tee hee.
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Guess who is over-compensating....

Can anyone say "micropenis"? (Link NSFW).
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Extended Bell Curve

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It all makes sense now.....

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Ummm.... What?!?!?

Angry underwear bear needs tissues?

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Seriously, shut up.

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Today's word is: Pray

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Ignore the crane.

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Old Age Rejuvenator Centrifuge

Click to embiggen.

Awesome! I want to sleep on a centrifuge.

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It's all about perspective

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Oh My God! I'm a pedophile...

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Live? Really?

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So you like Brenda then?

I wonder how Brenda feels about it?!?!

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Body Language

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City of Melbourne Parking Ticket

Click to embiggen.

This is an awesome letter, but also an awesome parking officer effort.
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Douche-arama.

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Three invisible dicks

And one visible one.
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I'm the normal one

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The monkeys are on vacation

Yes, I have a list....
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Sparkle Sparkle

Magic in every bite!
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Are babies the new penguins?

In what context would that question make any sense?!?!
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Yummo.

I can't help but wonder if anyone ever actually believes these stories.
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Crafty Cock

The white ones are a nice touch.
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Gun Porn

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Gosh darn it.

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How Airplanes are made...

I was watching a documentary on the origins of helicopters on Discovery Science last night (yes, I am that geeky) when the narrator said: "Helicopters have the unique ability of vertical take off, something which fixed wing aircraft have always envied". What?!!?! Do planes talk to you and express their deepest wishes and desires? Have you told your therapist about this?
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Sleeping with pets...

This nearly happened to me last night, but due to a standard poodle, not a cat. I woke up perpendicular on the bed, curled in a ball, because that was the only space not being taken up by Princess Poppy Poodle.
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Just keep still....

Tee hee.
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Conan's iPad

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From one imaginary creature to another....

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Programmer humour

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Organic as fuck

Vegan sugar is a good effort.
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Freaking out.

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Mmmmm.... Sexy

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Know thy weakness

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Happy airheads.

Maybe so, but I like being smart.
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Life lessons

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New hat anyone?... Anyone?

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M&M Battles

Click to embiggen.

This is awesome. I wonder how m&ms breed? Do they need boom-chikka-wow-wow music?
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Lets get fapping....

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Tard Memebership Certificate

Pointy orange circle.
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Animal Tourettes Medley

Cocks!
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Emo Mario

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No happiness allowed.

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