A moped to Uranus

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Only imflowing

Engrish.com

Charlie Sheen strikes a deal

Five words or less

Bloggy Dwarf

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The perfect day

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I'm with Keanu

And the meme is up and running.
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No Bills

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Hollywood needs a new newspaper

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If I were Betty White....

Lamebook

Sorry Mario, Game Over

Very Demotivational

Boom boom.

Fuck Yeah Puns

I like my men like my coffee...

Afternoon Snooze Button

iDouche

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You are cordially invited....

Bring pie.
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A girl's best friend?

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Teeny Tiny Buttholes

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Why does an elephant have four feet?

Fuck Yeah Albuquerque

Knife Hat University

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I'm not being obtuse....

Fuck Yeah Puns

Some oil

Five Words or Less

The World of Crime

I just posted my first proper post on my new crime blog The World of Crime, an editorial comment on the Canadian crime duo Paul Bernardo and Karla Homolka.  As a wannabe criminologist, this is my main area of interest.  It's pretty rough, but at least it is a start! 

BP will survive

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What happened to Alice....

See Mike Draw

Really?

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How do they know it happened?

Criggo

The advantages of being colourblind

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(Thanks Rogan!)

Gimme some air

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How to be a BP scientist

Fake Science

There can be only one

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Magyver: What the oil spill needs

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Should we tell her?

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Hawkward

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Do you smoke with your fingers?

Geez, get with the times.
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For someone spacial...

Engrish.com

Gary Coleman's Coffin

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First there was eye-balling Vodka.....

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Work appropriate?

Murray The Nut

And then there was one....

Who would have picked Rose as the last surviving Golden Girl? 
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It isn't premarital sex....

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Can you see it?

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Be more descriptive

Super Buzzkill

BP: Taste the rainbow

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Onions make you cry...

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Because they are assholes.
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The most common lies ever told

Graph Jam

Facebook's Policy Change Team

Agent-X

Photoshop Cream

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I was a shark!

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Blinky II

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You cannot disagree

I think all serious messages should be presented with a cute kitty.
Trollcats

Now my keyboard doesn't work

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