Sunday, March 20, 2011

Baby Fight Club

Welcome to Baby Fight Club.
The first rule of Baby Fight Club is: you do not talk about Baby Fight Club.
The second rule of Baby Fight Club is: you DO NOT talk about Baby Fight Club!
Third rule of Baby Fight Club: if a baby yells "glurp!", goes limp, or has a tantrum, the baby fight is over.
Fourth rule: only two babies to a fight.
Fifth rule: one fight at a time, babies.
Sixth rule: the fights are bare knuckle. No jumpsuits, no pacifiers, no diapers, no weapons. 
Seventh rule: fights will go on as long as they have to or until nap time.
And the eighth and final rule: if this is your first time at Baby Fight Club, you have to fight.

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