Sunday, November 27, 2011

"Will you change my nappy?"

Horrifyingly enough I have a story about a guy who wore nappies (diapers).  (Not the guy in the picture above, at least not that I am aware of).
In my days of internet dating I ventured on to a well publicised site in Australia, which I thought was no different to any of the others, and I was looking at the goods available.  The first guy I chatted to was a sex-obsessed midget.  OK, nothing to worry about, onto the next one.
We chatted for a little while and then he comes out with "I like to wear nappies, do you mind".  I should have run at this point, but no.  Curiosity had the better of me.  "Would you change my nappy sometime?".  Again, should have backed away from the computer.  Didn't, although I am not sure what I actually said in response.  "Would you mind if I wore a nappy on our first date?".  Run, you stupid girl, run!
But before I ran, I just had to know where he got his nappies from.  Apparently you can have special cloth ones made in the US and shipped over.  You can get disposable ones as well, but he preferred the feeling of cloth.
I finally ran.
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1 comment:

bitscared said...

Bahahaha!! What a brilliant story!!!!