New Improved Trix

Weee! I want some.
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Reach the antidote Jerry

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I heard you had a baby

Stumbled.

LOL Cat with a difference

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Glory Hole Wipers

Brilliant.
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Bed covers winch

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Wallpaper

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Willie and Rising Dick

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Emo bunny

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How to tell if you're a redneck.

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Stop sucking so soon!

That's what he said!
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I really, really appreciate it.

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I didn't know Jesus could drive.

And you obviously contact him via telepathy, or prayer.
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The cure for everything.

We had a patient on the ward recently who believed this - in fact he believed that every drug on earth was actually just weed in pill form - he said "ring the drug companies, they'll tell you". Bless.
Stumbled.

Interesting Chest Wig

For that macho look! Ha!
It looks like a big creepy merkin from the 70s.
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Hot hot chocolate

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Sounds like a good deal to me

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Man with an unusally shaped.... peanut.

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Modern day hopscotch.

I love the "help me" written in blood.
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Free popsicles!

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