Tuesday, April 20, 2010

Just one off hand remark....

I posted a pic yesterday of the Icelandic volcano, and mentioned how I thought "asdfasdfasdf" would be easier to pronounce, and then look what Lockwood did!

Brilliant!

Amazing 3D Pencil Drawings


Very cool. Makes me wish I was more artistic.
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(Thanks Stephen).

Monday, April 19, 2010

Not meeting the quota

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The whole family loves Snoopy

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Just one more pencil...
LOVE. IT.

Eyjafjallajokull Volcano

Very cool photo. Don't know how real it is, but awesome none the less.
And as for the name of the volcano, I feel a bit like I could have just typed asdfasdfasdf and it would be just as easy to pronounce.

Most awesome lawn mower ever.

It's like a hover-mower. Love the joystick - the whole look is very George Jetson. And you can run errands in it? Double awesome.

Dinner Setting

I'm not claiming to be an etiquette expert - pretty much the total opposite. But I have noticed that the "Soup spoon" in this picture is actually a dessert spoon. A soup spoon is round, not egg-shaped. I have issues.

Why you drink

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Sweet letter to mum...

Wow, what a formal household this must be if the children call their mother "female".
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Warnings

Hmmmm.... The concerning part is that obviously someone has done these things at least once for an official warning to be required.

Tell me I'm pretty

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Pancake slaughter

I wonder what sort of weapon you need to slaughter pancakes?

Sunday, April 18, 2010

There's a dishwasher in that washing machine

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When life gives you lemons....

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Conversion

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Road Rage Pussy

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Everything

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My superpower

Now if only I could use my powers for good instead of evil.

Have a lovely bunch of dicks

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Bestiality Farm?!?

A CONVICTED cocaine smuggler has been arrested for running what authorities say appears to be a bestiality farm in Washington State in which visitors could engage in all sorts of sex acts with animals.
Douglas Spink was arrested at his ramshackle, heavily wooded compound near the Canadian border along with a 51-year-old tourist from Great Britain who is accused of having sex with three dogs.
Dozens of dogs, horses and pet mice were seized, along with what investigators described as thousands of images of bestiality and apparent child pornography. The mice were euthanised, said Whatcom County Sheriff Bill Elfo, whose office assisted federal agents in the case.
"This stuff is just truly bizarre," he said. "These were mice that had their tails cut off, they were smothered in Vaseline and they had string tied around them."
It wasn't immediately clear whether other zoophilic tourists had been to Spink's farm, but Assistant US Attorney Susan Roe said, "I expect there may have been other people visiting the property"'

Spink has not been charged with any bestiality or child porn charges at this point, only with violating the terms of his supervised release. Stephen Clarke of Peterborough, England, was arrested on state charges for allegedly abusing the dogs.
Spink's lawyer, Howard Phillips, insisted there's no evidence his client violated the terms of his release.
"There's no hard evidence he's been engaging in bestiality at all," Mr Phillips said.
Spink, who has a history of training and breeding dogs and horses, appeared in US District Court in Seattle today and was ordered to be detained pending another hearing, set for April 30. He calls his operation Exitpoint Stallions Limited and expounds at length on its website about his philosophy.
"Are we unconventional in our approach to stallion care? Absolutely," he writes.
He later adds: "We don't wall off sexual energy in our stallions as something dangerous or inappropriate, but rather channel that energy towards positive, safe, appropriate paths. There's a proper time and place for it, and we work towards those sorts of skills rather than fighting un-winnable fights against deeply-rooted instincts".
When agents searched Spink's home, they found a video of a man sexually abusing dogs - and that man, Stephen Clarke, was still on the property, wearing the same clothes as in the video, Sheriff Bill Elfo said.

The things those mice would have seen.... At least they are out of their misery.
And when he says "There's a proper time and place for it, and we work towards those sorts of skills rather than fighting un-winnable fights against deeply-rooted instincts". Does that mean that if the stallion is feeling a little frisky, this guy just bends over....
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