Taters gonna tate

Cute.
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Rape Stove: The stove that rapes people

I don't know where to start.
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Odd-shaped glasses express personality

Can't you just feel her personality oozing from the screen?
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The original derpa derpa derp

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Hadouken Academy

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Good eye

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Conspiracy theory

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I'm such a clutz.....

So I got up in the middle of the night to go to the toilet, tripped over and fell flat on my face, hitting the left side of my face on a box. I now have a headache and a really swollen eye. I need to make up a better story about my eye. Any suggestions?

Ugly thoughts versus good thoughts

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This is a page from one of my favourite books when I was a kid - "The Twits" by Roald Dahl.
I think he was spot on.
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Graduated

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Icecube Scale

I totally agree.
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Anti-Theft Phone

Because all thieves will cheerfully believe that you have had your mobile phone since nineteen dickety six.
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I hate tasers

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Mickey House

Awesome. I want one.
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Come back later...

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Drinking problem

It seems your main problem is which orifice to use.
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Tetris Sex

Oh. My. God. Tetris will never be the same.
Thank you internet, I salute you.
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Smoochies

How awesome would those smoochies be!?!?
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Dating Ad

You met Tina Turner's son seven times? Well that seals the deal, I'll definitely be your sex slave.
Rap rap rap rap.
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Been away....

Sorry about the lack of posts the past couple of days. I have been away at Ballarat being a tourist. Ballarat is about an hours drive from Melbourne and is one of the core sites of the Victorian gold rush in the 1850s.
We spent yesterday at Sovereign Hill which is an "open air" gold rush museum. It is on the site of an old gold mine and you can do tours of mines, and tours of various shops and manufacturers to see how things were made 150 years ago. I love this sort of stuff - I find the old machinery and methods fascinating. You can't buy any "modern" food or drink - you can buy a limited amount of "cool aerated beverages" - from memory the only flavours available were creamy soda, sarsaparilla, cola and lemon. And they have lovely food and sweets made in traditional ways. There are employees and volunteers in period costume wandering around which was slightly surreal.
My camera was playing up (that's my excuse, and I am sticking to it) so I didn't get many good pics, but you can check out Sascha's pics, which are lovely.