Come on....

I believe I shouted "Bastards!"  at this point.
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Reservoir Memes

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One in a million...

Reminds me of some Whitlams lyrics "She was one in a million, so there's five more just in New South Wales" (from 'Up against the wall').
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Woody is kinkier than I thought

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Rock Paper Scissors: The new version

How does air beat devil?  My brain hurts.
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Donut Herpes

Tasty tasty herpes.
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Pedophiles have birthdays too

Cake Wrecks

Tampax: Just because.

Gushing is such an awesome word.
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Everyone has personal boundaries.

Wulffmorgenthaler

Dun-dun, dun-dun, dun dun dun dun dun dun....

Scary little fella...
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Zing!

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Divert your course

Genius.
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How you will live in 1950

Click to embiggen.

Very cool.  Makes some sense, although how it would be built would be another question.
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Why did no one tell me this trick?

Duct tape really is the most versatile product in the world.
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Naughty Cookie Cutters

They remind me of happy childhood memories when my uncle Robert got some naughty chocolate moulds and make chocolates for everyone at Christmas.  The ones I remember most clearly were (almost life size) penises which he filled with a white filling. 
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Mmmm... Sexy.

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Traces of Nuts

Cyanide and Happiness

The lake is handing me a sword...

Married to the Sea

I got my nails did!

I just love the look on her face.
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The end

And this is why you should always keep your feet on the bed until morning.
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