The joys of adulthood.

Mr Lovenstein

OJ Simpsons approves this advertisement.

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No egg of mine is going out looking like that.

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Bad day cure.

Puppies make everything better.
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Whale facts.

Wow.  Who knew.
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How delightful.

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Time to set the table.

Death Bulge.

Round up the usual suspects.

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Every car needs a kitten holder.

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Hic. Hic. Hic.

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Science. Fuck yeah.

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Oh hi, you're home early...

I love the look on both their faces.
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Snail kisses.

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I wish him luck.

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Hell no.

Buddy is going all HGFS - Hows "Get Fucked" Sound?
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That's ok, you're adorable.

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The comma makes all the difference.

Minimumble

Maybe if you went to bed earlier...

STFU Carl.
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This is Ralph.

I'd really like to rub Ralph's belly.
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So lifelike.

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