Absolutely nobody

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Why you shouldn't dance on sinks...

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That's the spot

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Ewww, gross.

C&H

Bitter Coffee

Gemma Correll

Don't mess with a pigeon

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You think this is cute?

No one ever thinks of the family of the leaves.
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Quality service

Brilliant.
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Feels good man

There is a reason I call it ear sex.
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Ooh what a feature!

Throw in a clear windscreen and doors which open and you have a deal.
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Exchange Program

They both have 8 limbs, why didn't it work?!?!
Savage Chickens

I *heart* George Takei

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When did it all begin?

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Wait for it

Tee hee.  So cute.
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Bastard!

An oldie but a goodie.
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Well, when you put it like that...

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As long as you do it quietly...

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I can't hang out with you

Wrong Cards

Don't look at the chicken

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I'll just groom myself here...

What a good doggy!
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